So this morning I was digging through my old files and stumbled on something funny. Found my ancient notebook from 2015 where I actually wrote down daily horoscope stuff. Seriously, me! Decided to see what past me thought about money and health for Virgos that year. Grabbed my coffee and opened the crusty notebook – yeah, that one with the chewed-up corners.
The Whole Horoscope Routine
First thing I did? Scroll down to my birthday week in that huge yearly chart mess. Took forever to find it ’cause my past handwriting was trash. Spotted the Virgo section and there it was:
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“Wednesday: Unexpected cash surprise possible. Avoid risky investments. Health: Hydrate like crazy or face major headaches.”
Okay fine. So I actually remembered that Wednesday. Woke up dead broke – like “counting pennies for bus fare” broke. Went to work grumbling about that useless prediction. Then boom! Lunchtime, my boss hands me an envelope – totally forgotten travel expense reimbursement from last month. Not lottery money but hey, gas tank full! Felt wild seeing it happen.
The health part though? Total L. Downed one sad water bottle all day while drowning in coffee. By 3 PM my skull was pounding like a drum. Crawled home chugging three giant glasses like my life depended on it.
Why I Bother With This Stuff
Honestly? Never been a horoscope person. But back in 2015 I had this weird phase where I scribbled down predictions as a dumb little experiment. Made me kinda tune into small stuff.
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Money takeaway: That “avoid risky investments” part saved me big time later that month. Friend tried dragging me into some shady crypto thing. Remembered the warning and noped out. Lost his shirt.
Health takeaway: Started actually carrying a water bottle. Headaches dropped like 80%. So damn simple.
Don’t usually believe this hocus pocus. But seeing it play out? Wild coincidence or whatever. Guess I still peek at horoscopes sometimes. Not for magic answers – just reminds me to drink damn water and not be stupid with money.
