Honestly, I’m usually skeptical about horoscopes but last Monday sucked so bad – spilled coffee all over my work notes, missed a deadline, even tripped walking into the cafe. Figured what the hell, might as well check what the stars say about Virgos this week. Went straight to that site called AskGanesha since it popped up first when I searched.
Getting Started
First thing I did was scroll past all those flashy banners until I spotted the weekly horoscope section. Had to choose my sign obviously – scrolled down to Virgo, clicked it real hard like maybe that’d make the prediction better. The page took forever to load which pissed me off honestly, kept tapping my foot waiting.
What The Stars Said
Finally this long ass paragraph shows up talking about Mercury in retrograde or whatever. Main points for Virgos were:
- Career stuff: Told me to “avoid confrontations” Wednesday and Thursday. Made me laugh cause I’d already planned to chew out Jeff in accounting
- Money warning: Said “unexpected expenses” are coming. No kidding – my car started making this rattling noise yesterday
- Love life: Claimed Friday’s moon phase means “old flames may reappear”. My ex DID text me Saturday night asking for Netflix passwords
What I Actually Did
Took the career advice seriously – bit my tongue when Jeff messed up the reports Wednesday. Actually worked out cause the boss saw me being patient. Got the stupid car towed Thursday ($200 down the drain), so that “unexpected expense” part was dead on. When the ex texted? Blocked him immediately. Horoscope didn’t say I had to reply!
Overall? Weirdly accurate for once. Still not buying crystals or anything but might check again next Monday if my coffee tastes funny. At least now I’m prepared to hide my wallet when Mercury does its backwards dance thing.
