So I stumbled upon this week’s Virgo horoscope while scrolling through my feed last Monday morning. The title caught my eye – Virgo weekly 2023 horoscope how to have a great week ahead. Figured why not test it out properly? Grabbed my notebook and coffee first thing.
My Monday Kickoff
Started by scanning the key pointers for Virgos: organization fixes, saying “no” more, and health routines. Flipped open my planner and did three things immediately:
- Crossed out two low-priority meetings with colleagues
- Blocked 6:30 AM slots for jump-rope sessions
- Sorted my chaotic email folders into color-coded labels
Felt kinda weird declining invites, but the horoscope specifically said “boundaries equal energy”. Made myself do it anyway.
Midweek Madness
By Wednesday, my usual “help everybody” habit tried creeping back. When my neighbor asked me to petsit her demonic parrot again, I actually said: “Can’t this week, sorry!” The bird screeched. I walked away faster. Did ten minutes of deep breathing after – my hands were shaking from the guilt.
Thursday’s health tip was about hydration. Dug out this ugly motivational water bottle my aunt gave me. Filled it with lemon slices and actually finished three whole bottles before dinner. Peed like a racehorse all afternoon but felt less foggy-headed.
Friday Reality Check
The horoscope warned about overanalyzing work stuff. Caught myself rewriting a simple report four times. Slapped my own hand like a misbehaving kid and hit send unfinished. My boss replied “Good enough!” with zero complaints. Mind blown.
Saturday morning rolled around. Did the horoscope’s “gratitude reflection” thing while drinking coffee. Wrote down three wins:
- Didn’t burn dinner once
- Finished that library book gathering dust
- Actually went to bed before midnight twice
Sunday Verdict
Honestly? Best week I’ve had in months. Skipped the parrot-sitting alone made it worthwhile. Surprises:
- Saying “no” made people respect my time MORE
- Jumping rope hurt my calves but fixed my weird constipation issue
- Color-coded emails saved 15 minutes daily hunting for stuff
Gonna try following Virgo advice again next week. Still think astrology’s mostly mumbo-jumbo, but turns out actionable reminders written for your zodiac sign slap different. Who knew?
