Okay so last week I got super curious about astrology trends for Virgos in July 2025. Normally I don’t take horoscopes super seriously but hey, why not give it a shot? Grabbed my laptop first thing Monday morning and dove right in.
Figuring Out Where To Start
Went straight to Google and typed in “Virgo July 2025 horoscope” like everybody else would. Saw like 20 different sites pop up but half looked sketchy AF. Clicked through five legit-looking ones that actually listed astrologer credentials. Skimmed all of them super fast, taking screenshots when stuff overlapped – noticed three sites kept mentioning career shifts around July 15th so that stuck out.
Breaking Down The Weeks
Made a dumb spreadsheet splitting July into weeks. For each week I jotted down:
- Common themes from all sources
- Contradicting predictions (so many!)
- Any planet movements they mentioned
Week 2 had Mars doing something funky that affected energy levels everywhere. The sites were all like “avoid arguments July 8-11” so I highlighted that in bright yellow.
Simplifying The Jargon
Holy crap the astro-talk was ridiculous. One site said “Mercury retrograde in your 6th house may cause paradigm shifts in vocational meridian alignment” – like bruh nobody talks like that. Rewrote everything in my notes as:
- “Expect email screwups around July 20-25”
- “Boss might be extra annoying first week”
- “Good time to ask for raises after July 18”
Crossed out all the scary stuff about “karmic realignments” and “cosmic retribution.” Kept it practical.
Testing With Real People
Sent my draft to three Virgo friends like “yo does this make sense?” Two came back with “YES this is actually useful” but my buddy Dave said the finance part sounded vague. Went back and added concrete examples – like “watch for overdraft fees July 12-14” instead of just “financial caution needed.”
Final Formatting
Organized everything into weekly chunks with bold headers. Used bullet points so people could skim fast. Made sure to add this disclaimer up top:
Remember: This ain’t gospel truth. Take what helps, laugh at what doesn’t, and live your life.
And boom – hit publish Friday afternoon with coffee stains still on my notebook. Way more work than I expected but honestly? Kinda fun seeing how astrologers try predicting stuff years ahead.
