So back in early 2019, I was feeling pretty stuck at my marketing job. Saw some meme about Virgo career predictions while scrolling Instagram one night. Figured why not – printed it out during my lunch break next day at the office.
The horoscope said three big things for Virgos that year:
- Mid-year job changes would surprise us
- Collaboration with chatty coworkers was key
- June-July was make-or-break timing
Okay so I started actually tracking this stuff in my work journal. Every Monday morning I’d scribble notes like: “Feb 11 – Annoying Dave from accounting talked my ear off about his cats BUT I listened instead of escaping. Maybe useful?” or “March 3 – Rewrote that proposal Susan hated even though it wasted my whole afternoon.”

Then April comes around. My boss suddenly quits. Total chaos. Remembering the “mid-year job change” prediction, I straight-up asked the VP about that promotion they’d been dangling. Got told “maybe later.” So I started discreetly emailing my contacts about openings elsewhere.
June hit like a damn hurricane. Had three job interviews in two weeks while still doing my regular work. One Tuesday, right after the horoscope’s predicted “critical July period” started, I spilled coffee all over my keyboard during a Zoom call with HR from that cool startup. They loved my “authenticity” though? Ended up offering me 20% more salary than I asked for.
The craziest part? That chatty accounting guy Dave randomly mentioned he knew the CEO at my new company while I was cleaning out my desk. Hooked me up with their direct line before I started. Moral of the story? Sometimes reading your horoscope feels stupid until every single damn thing comes true unexpectedly.
