My Monthly Horoscope for Virgo: Relationships Edition
Alright, so first thing yesterday morning, I grabbed my coffee and decided, what the heck, let’s see what the internet stars say about love this month. I’m a Virgo, obviously, so I punched that into my dusty old astrology app. Usually, I just roll my eyes at this stuff, but hey, it’s free.
The prediction popped up screaming about communication. Seriously, it was like “Mercury Retrograde vibes but for talking!” Lots of warnings about not jumping to conclusions or nitpicking my partner to death – which, fine, maybe I do that sometimes… just a little. It said:
- Listen more, lecture less.
- Old stuff might bubble up, try not to panic.
- Express needs, but maybe gently?
Honestly, it felt kinda vague, like most horoscopes. But then I remembered last Tuesday. My partner had asked a simple question about weekend plans, and I went off on this whole detailed logistical rant. Like, spreadsheet-level detail. He just blinked slowly. Maybe there was a point?
So, I figured, fine, let’s try this “softer communication” thing the stars were hinting at. Instead of launching into my usual 10-point plan critique the next time he suggested something, I took a breath. Like, actually paused. “Tell me more about why you wanna do that?” came outta my mouth. Weird. He looked surprised. Then relaxed. We actually had a chill chat about hiking spots without me dissecting trail difficulty ratings and estimated travel time between snack breaks.
Is it cosmic magic? Heck no. Probably just basic human decency I sometimes forget under my Virgo perfectionist panic. But later that same afternoon? My phone dinged. It was an old college friend who ghosted me years ago suddenly texting “Hey, remember me?” Out of the absolute blue. Just like the stars mentioned “stuff bubbling up.” Okay, that was creepy timing. I haven’t replied yet… Still feels weird.
So yeah, my big Virgo relationship takeaway this month? Maybe chill on the overanalyzing. Try listening like the stars suggest. Did it solve world peace? Nope. But my partner didn’t look like he wanted to crawl under the couch yesterday. Small win. Leftover pizza instead of spreadsheet warfare feels nicer anyway. Still think it’s mostly dumb luck and coincidence… but kinda funny how that cosmic coincidence showed up right after I read the dumb horoscope. Stars might be onto something, even if it’s just common sense with glitter on it.
