How I Pulled the Virgo Love Tarot Reading
Got my worn-out Rider-Waite deck from the dusty bookshelf last Sunday morning. Felt kinda restless ’cause Virgo season always makes me overanalyze my dating life. Figured a weekly spread might help sort my head out.
Setting Up the Vibe
Cleared off the coffee table where I spilled matcha last week. Lit this vanilla candle my ex hated – smelled like basic white girl but whatever. Shuffled those cards rough like dealing poker chips. Kept repeating “Show me what this Virgo-ass week needs for love” in my brain.
Drawing the Damn Cards
Slapped down three cards face-up. Freaked when The Lovers popped up first – last time that showed up was right before my Tinder date ghosted me. Next came Two of Cups sideways. Almost dropped my coffee – that card’s all about fresh connections but the sideways tilt screamed “miscommunication warning.” Last card was Seven of Pentacles looking hella tired. Exactly how I feel waiting for texts back.

My Interpretations
The Lovers card made me think hard about past screwups. That ghosting situation? Totally ignored red flags ’cause I was lonely. Two of Cups felt like a reminder: stop overthinking texts. The sideways position? Yeah I totally misinterpreted “cool” as disinterest last Tuesday. And the Seven of Pentacles? Basically the universe yelling: “Chill Virgo! Stop checking your phone every 5 minutes!”
Putting This Mess Into Practice
So yesterday when Marco sent that “maybe later” text about drinks? Normally I’d spiral for hours. Instead I literally threw my phone under the couch cushions and baked cookies. Focused on the pentacles’ “patience” lesson. Three hours later he apologized saying his hamster died – actually legit excuse for once! We rescheduled without drama.
What Actually Worked
Turns out the cards knew my patterns better than my therapist:
- Stopped dissecting sentence structure in messages
- Gave space instead of double-texting
- Trusted pentacles’ slow-growth vibe
Wouldn’t call it “relationship success” yet but damn, my anxiety dropped 80%. Next time I see sideways Two of Cups? Definitely asking “you mean Thursday or Friday?” instead of assuming they hate me.
