Honestly? I totally stumbled into this Virgo rabbit hole. Wasn’t planning on it, just kinda happened. Got tagged in this wild astrology debate in a group chat – someone yelling about September Virgos being “neat freaks” while another swore they’re secret geniuses. Thought, “Man, I know exactly one September Virgo. My buddy Dave. Is any of this even true for him?” Curiosity got the best of me. Grabbed a coffee, sat down at my cluttered desk, and decided to actually dig into this mess properly, see what’s myth and what might stick.
Step 1: The Messy Data Dump
First thing I did? Fire up a browser window. Didn’t know where to start, so just searched stuff like “September Virgo traits” and “late Virgo personality.” Opened like, ten different tabs. Some were legit astrology sites, others looked like someone wrote them on their lunch break. Also pulled out my phone, scrolling endlessly through Pinterest boards and Instagram infographics – the ones with the pretty stars and fancy fonts. Just dumped everything vaguely related into a massive, chaotic notes doc. Total information overload. Didn’t filter anything yet; just wanted to see the sheer scope of what people said defined a September Virgo.
Step 2: The Dave Test (And Sorting Piles)
Okay, time for some reality. Made a fresh page in my notes app. On one side, I listed all the traits folks associate with September Virgos. Stuff like:

- Obsessed with lists and schedules
- Critical, nitpicky perfectionists
- Insanely practical, down to earth
- Shy and reserved, hard to read
- Always helping, but secretly judging
Then, right next to it, I started jotting down everything I actually knew about Dave. Fact-based stuff, no starry-eyed guessing. Does he love lists? Dave lives by spreadsheets, honestly. Practical? The man fixes his own plumbing. Critical? Yeah, he’ll point out if something’s crooked (politely, but damn). Shy? Nope, Dave chats up strangers. Helpful? Absolutely, volunteers every weekend. Judgment? Nah, he’s chill. Started seeing patterns – some traits kinda fit a pattern around practicality and detail, but this “shy critical judge” thing? Didn’t fully land for my guy. Filtered down the initial mess to points that seemed grounded in recurring descriptions and passed the sniff test based on my one real-world data point.
Step 3: Chasing the “Why” Behind the Trait
Got my shortlist of 5-ish potential traits. Felt too surface-level. Annoyed me. Like, why are they supposedly practical? I went back down the rabbit hole, skimming through different interpretations. Found this angle buzzing around: late Virgos (like September ones) are less about raw potential (supposedly an August thing) and more about refining things, making stuff work smoothly right here, right now. That… resonated. Dave’s spreadsheets? They’re constantly tweaked for efficiency. His volunteering? Isn’t grand gestures; it’s packing food boxes reliably. Suddenly “practical” became less of a buzzword and more like a core operating principle of “fix what’s broken, make it useful.” Did this for each point. “Critical” wasn’t just mean, it linked back to spotting inefficiencies. “Helpful” connected to their practical nature – solving an immediate need. This step turned vague labels into something way more relatable and human.
Step 4: Making it Simple (Without Dumbing it Down)
Had my deeper understanding. Now came the annoying part: making it simple enough to share without feeling like I was writing a manual. “5 Simple Points” – sounded so clean. Reality? Took multiple drafts. Scrapped entire sections. Annoyed my cat pacing around muttering. How do you boil down “practical refinement-driven problem solvers” into one quick point? Settled for shorter phrases with punch: “Practical Problem Solvers,” “Detail-Oriented Refiners,” “Selectively Observant.” Each point got a single, rough sentence or two explaining the essence, focusing on the action – what they often do/are drawn to, not just what they are. Tried to avoid the overly flowery or mystical jargon floating around out there. Wanted it to feel like, “Yeah, I kinda know someone like that,” not, “Behold the cosmic Virgo!”
Step 5: The Post & My Own Takeaway
Finally hit publish. Layout was simple: quick intro about getting sucked in, then straight into my 5 distilled points. Used bullet points for clarity. Honestly, felt a bit exposed putting it out there! But the process itself? Super valuable. Did it prove anything scientifically? Nah, not at all. What it did do was force me to move past lazy stereotypes and look for the relatable behaviors beneath all the zodiac noise. For Dave? Sure, some threads fit – the practicality, the noticing details. But it’s a loose framework, not a prison. Made me appreciate him more, weirdly – understanding why the practical solutions probably come so naturally to him. Will I use this to predict his life? Absolutely not. But it was a damn interesting thought exercise.
