I figured I’d tackle this Virgo March love horoscope thing since my buddy Jim kept pestering me about it. You know how Virgos are – always overthinking their relationships. So last Tuesday, I cleared my kitchen table, dumped out my astro notebooks, and got ready to dig into March 2025.
Gathering My Stuff
First, I pulled up my dusty ephemeris app that shows planet movements. Scrolled straight to March 2025 dates. Noticed Venus would be bouncing from Aquarius into Pisces mid-month – big deal for love vibes. Grabbed my dog-eared notebook from 2023 where I’d scribbled how Venus in Pisces affected Virgos last time. Almost spilled coffee on it too.
Chart Wrestling
Then came the messy part. I mapped Virgo’s 7th house transits like some obsessed detective. Saw Jupiter camped out there all month – usually means good romance juju. But Saturn sat nearby throwing shade, making me go “hmm”. Had to cross-check three different astrology books because the interpretations clashed. One said “partnership bliss”, another said “karmic lessons”. Typical astro confusion.
Personal Hacks
Here’s what I always do when stuck: I text my Virgo sister about her past March flings. She reminded me how in March 2024, Mercury retrograde screwed her Tinder dates – missed connections everywhere. Made sure to check Merc wasn’t backtracking this time. Lucky break – clean transit! Added bullet points:
- Week 1: Venus in Aquarius – avoid emotional robots
- Week 2-3: Jupiter/Saturn combo – serious talks payoff
- Week 4: Mars in Gemini – flirt but don’t ghost
Why Bother?
Truth? I got into this mess after my 2022 divorce. Was unemployed crashing at my cousin’s, reading trashy astrology blogs at 3am. Decided to study properly out of sheer boredom. Turns out Virgos are my top readers – they eat this stuff up. My ex? Total Leo. Should’ve seen that coming honestly.
Anyway, finished typing it before my laptop died mid-sentence. Posted raw like always. Three Virgos DM’d me already saying it “explains everything”. Whatever works.
