Okay so I always check Susan Miller’s horoscopes at the start of each month. Found the Virgo one sitting right there on Monday morning with my coffee. Pulled it up and started skimming like I always do.
First thing stood out? That money stuff. Susan said “Keep things organized at work, you’ll find money you forgot about.” Made me remember those old freelance invoices from last winter I never chased up. Dug through my messy email folder labeled “PAYMENTS??” – boom. Three clients still owed me like $800 total. Sent polite “hey remember me?” emails before lunch. Two paid by Wednesday. Cha-ching.
What actually happened mid-month
Then came the part about “pauses in relationships make connections stronger.” My boyfriend got slammed with work trips all month. Normally I’d stress about not seeing him, but Susan said something about “solitude builds appreciation.” Went full hermit mode – finished two books, deep-cleaned my balcony garden, even binge-watched that baking show he hates. When he finally came back last weekend? Actually felt nice instead of annoyed. Even made his weird lasagna without complaining.
Biggest surprise was the career warning: “Avoid rash decisions before 22nd.” Got a random job offer on the 10th – startup wanted me ASAP. Almost said yes because salary looked juicy. Remembered Susan’s advice and stalled them. Week later? Found out through a friend they’re already missing payroll. Bullet = dodged.
Final takeaway
Weirdest accuracy? She mentioned “health quirks around old injuries.” My bad knee started randomly aching on the 18th – same spot from my 2018 hiking wipeout. Pulled out the dusty brace and did stretches like the horoscope lowkey suggested. Good thing too – had to walk 20 blocks yesterday when Uber died. Knee didn’t even click once.
Honestly? Feels like she peeked at my calendar. The money came, quiet time worked, dodged that messy job, knee didn’t explode. Still think horoscopes are mostly fun… but damn if this wasn’t spot-on for once.
