Okay so I was scrolling through my old notes and found this half-finished Virgo love horoscope draft from 2019. Figured why not finish it properly? Here’s exactly how I tackled it step by step.
First, I dug up my astrology notes
Grabbed my battered notebook where I scribble planetary movements. Flipped to 2019 pages – saw Mercury retrograde messed with Virgo communication that January. Remembered Venus was chilling in Capricorn too. Wrote down key dates:
- Mercury RX period ending Jan 25th
- Full moon in Leo on the 21st
- Mars-Saturn square around then
Dusted off my dog-eared ephemeris book to double-check. Yep, positions were right.
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Breaking down Virgo energy
Started typing while coffee brewed. Virgos always overthink relationships right? Highlighted three big things:
- Communication breakdowns with partners
- Old flames popping up unexpectedly
- That nagging “not good enough” feeling creeping in
Almost spilled coffee on my keyboard describing how Mars-Saturn tension makes Virgos nitpick partners. Had to rewrite that whole paragraph.
Adding practical advice
Didn’t wanna just dump astro jargon. So I drafted concrete tips:
- “Schedule relationship talks AFTER Mercury direct”
- “Write down feelings before confronting partners”
- “Block that toxic ex’s number already”
Got stuck explaining the full moon’s effect. Texted my Virgo friend Sam – he reminded me how Leos demand attention. Rewrote that section about partners feeling neglected.
Final touches
Spent way too long fixing typos because autocorrect kept changing “Venus” to “penis”. Proofread aloud twice. Almost scrapped the Mars-Saturn part – sounded too doom-and-gloom. But kept it real with a warning: “Expect stupid arguments about chores”.
Hit publish feeling pretty good until comments rolled in. One Virgo wrote: “My girlfriend dumped me on the 21st – spot on about that damn Leo moon”. Another complained: “My ex didn’t text though”. Can’t win ‘em all I guess.
