Alright so my Virgo pals, this week’s money horoscope had me nodding like “yep, that tracks.” Said something about unexpected cash maybe showing up, but also warned not to force deals that feel off. Sounded vague but kinda specific? Anyway, figured I’d test it.
The Setup
Monday morning, still half-asleep, I grabbed my coffee and actually opened that finance app I usually ignore. Red numbers everywhere. Felt that familiar Virgo panic rising – tight chest, the works. Horoscope said “review, don’t react.” So I just… listed everything owed. Rent, card, that stupid streaming subscription I never use. Didn’t pay anything yet. Just stared at the mess. Left a sour taste, honestly.
Waiting for “Unexpected Cash” (Yeah Right)
Tuesday and Wednesday? Dead zone. Checked the mailbox like it owed me money. Nada. Felt dumb trusting some star advice. Almost Venmo-requested my buddy for those concert tickets he “forgot” about. Forced deal? Probably. Stopped myself. Horoscope’s warning echoed.
Thursday’s WTF Moment
Random email from an old freelance client. Thought it was spam. “Hey, we overpaid your final invoice by $200 back in January. Accounting glitch. Keep it.” Seriously. Free. Money. Almost choked on my toast. That “unexpected cash” the stars mumbled about? It effin’ landed. Small, yeah, but felt like a sign. Used it INSTANTLY to smack down part of that credit card bill.
Ignoring the Pushy Sale
Friday, some dude cold-called offering “investment magic” – doubling returns, zero risk. Blah blah. Normally, my Virgo brain might obsess over the “what if.” Horoscope’s “don’t force deals” slapped me awake. Sounded too slick. Said “Nah, not feeling it.” Hung up. Felt weirdly powerful for once.
Weekly Wrap-Up
Okay, stars? You got me this time. Key takeaways:
- Listing debts first SUCKS but stops the panic spiral.
- “Unexpected cash” can literally be $200 from months ago collecting dust.
- Saying “no” to sketchy money vibes feels surprisingly good. Like, empowered? Weird.
Money’s still tight. Virgo anxiety isn’t magically gone. But maybe… just maybe… pausing before freaking out actually works? Gonna try that again next week. Skeptical, but hey, $200 is $200. I’ll take the win.
