The Virgo Job Forecast Project
Woke up Tuesday morning wanting to test this whole astrology-for-work thing. Grabbed my planner, a fresh notebook, and like five different colored pens ’cause Virgos love organizing. My kitchen table looked like a stationery store exploded.
Started digging into Virgo’s planetary details for today. Jupiter here, Mercury doing that retrograde dance – total mess. Had four astrology sites open at once. One said “perfect day for spreadsheets!” another screamed “avoid meetings!” No dang consistency. Slapped Post-its all over my monitor trying to make sense of it.
Finally scrawled this at the top of my notebook: Virgos – Don’t Fix What Ain’t Broke. Felt right. Here’s the breakdown:
- Saw Mercury squaring off with Saturn – that’s when I wrote “proofread emails 3x”
- Jupiter hanging out in your 6th house? Added “perfect for catching small errors”
- That gnarly Mars aspect? Big red letters: AVOID OFFICE DRAMA TODAY
Drafted like five versions. First one sounded like a college essay. Fifth one was just bullet points and emojis. Settled on mixing both – facts with a punchy vibe. Threw in stuff like “boss will notice if you reorganize the supply closet” and “seriously don’t volunteer for extra work today.”
Posted it before coffee kicked in. Already getting DMs like “HOW DID YOU KNOW MY PRINTER WOULD JAM?!” Honestly? Total accident. Just remembered every office has that one stupid printer that hates Thursdays.
The big takeaway? Astrology won’t fix your toxic boss. But knowing Mercury’s messing with communications? Saved at least two Virgos from replying-all disasters this morning. Worth the ink stains all over my favorite shirt.
