The Starting Point
Last Tuesday I decided to check my Virgo horoscope for 2020 after forgetting my coffee thermos at home twice in one week. Figured maybe the stars had warnings about forgetfulness.
Initial Research Disaster
First I just googled “best Virgo 2020 predictions” like an idiot. Big mistake. Got like ten million results with flashy ads popping up everywhere. One site tried to sell me crystal-infused socks claiming they’d align my chakras. Noped outta there real quick.
Asking Around For Real Recommendations
Posted in three astrology groups I actually trust on social media:
“Yo! Any legit Virgo predictions for this cursed year? Tired of scammy sites!”
- Martha from book club swore by “Celeste’s Cosmic Updates” newsletter
- My cousin’s tattoo artist recommended “The Zodiac Grind” podcast
- Some dude in comments yelled “ASTROLOGY IS FAKE NEWS” (blocked immediately)
Testing The Top Contenders
Checked both sources starting Wednesday morning:
- The Zodiac Grind podcast – Host spent 15 minutes talking about Mercury retrograde screwing with Wi-Fi signals. Relatable but not helpful.
- Celeste’s newsletter – Actually mentioned Virgos would struggle with routines in April… which explained my thermos disasters!
What Actually Worked
Ended up combining both sources like astrology buffet:
Podcast for daily vibe checks (listened while doing laundry)
Newsletter for monthly planning (printed pages stuck on fridge)
Weirdly accurate stuff happened too – podcast warned about travel delays right before my flight got cancelled in June. Newsletter predicted money surprises when I found $20 in old jeans.
Final Verdict After Testing All Year
Honestly? Most horoscope stuff is garbage. But those two sources were decent for:
1. Spotting potential disasters (Mercury retrograde became my mortal enemy)
2. Timing important stuff (waited til Venus moved before asking for raise)
3. Understanding why everything felt broken in December (turns out Saturn was being a dick)
Still don’t believe crystal socks work though.
