Okay so today’s experiment was wild. Woke up early, grabbed my notebook like always. Been tracking Capricorn and Virgo connections for months now, right? Noticed patterns but today felt… different. Needed to test this theory about Mercury Retrograde messing with earth signs.
My Morning Rabbit Hole
Coffee in hand, straight to my astrology apps. Scrolled through transit charts. Saw Saturn hovering over my Capricorn rising. Ugh. Then checked the Virgo moon placement – dang, right in the communication house. Scribbled this down:
- 07:15 AM: Double-checked both birth charts. Again. Cap’s Saturn square Virgo’s Mercury? Double oof.
- 07:45 AM: Dug out past journal entries where they argued. Yup. Happened every time Mercury went sideways.
- 08:30 AM: Texted my Virgo buddy Sarah. “Hey, you and that Cap guy today. Watch your words.” She replied: “He’s already being stubborn AF.” Called it.
The “Secret” Part Test
Read some fluffy “cosmic harmony” advice online. Nope. Didn’t match the data. So I flipped it:
- Secret 1: Instead of pushing talks? Told Sarah to literally wait 24 hours. Capricorn needs processing time. She resisted hard but agreed.
- Secret 2: Virgos overthink. Made her write one concrete thing she appreciated about him. Not feelings. Actions. “He fixed my laptop charger.” Solid.
What Actually Unfolded
Sat there refreshing texts like a weirdo. Finally, 4 PM:
Sarah: “He showed up with NEW CHARGER. Apologized for being a brick wall this morning. SAID MY IDEA WAS SMART??? Who is this man?”
Boom. Letting Saturn energy settle + grounding Virgo’s nerves in facts WORKED. No magic. Just timing and practical steps. My notebook’s full of crossed-out scribbles now. Real “secrets”? Knowing when to shut up and point at physical things. Earth signs need that glue.
Off to steap tea. Notebook smells like coffee and desperation. But hell, it works.
