So yesterday I was scrolling through TikTok when this horoscope post popped up – “Virgo Love Tips for April 17th”. Normally I’d skip but man, my love life’s been drier than desert lately. Figured why not give it a shot? Grabbed my notebook and here’s what went down:
Finding the Full Guide
First thing after breakfast, I searched “Virgo love guide April 17” on Google. Found a blog post with exactly five tips they claimed would “transform relationships.” Skeptical but committed now. Printed it out and spilled coffee on page one – classic Virgo move already.
Testing Tip #1: Revisit Old Memories
The guide said to “dig up nostalgic moments.” Rummaged through my closet for like twenty minutes hunting for ticket stubs from our first concert. Found my partner’s old band tee shrunk to doll size. Sent them a pic captioned “Remember when this fit you?” Got instant laugh emojis back. Alright solid start.
Tackling Tip #2: Speak Their Love Language
Here’s where I messed up. The article emphasized “speak their primary love language” but didn’t explain how. My partner’s clearly acts of service while mine’s words. Decided to surprise them with carwash even though it started drizzling. Halfway through scrubbing wheels I’m yelling “Do you FEEL LOVED YET?” from driveway. Neighbors stared. Partner cracked up then helped finish in rain. Unexpected win.
The Communication Disaster Zone
Tip #3 said “initiate meaningful conversation tonight.” Made fancy dinner just to ask super “deep” questions:
- What color describes your soul?
- Which Disney villain makes most sense?
- What happens after we die?
Got mostly confused shrugs until partner mumbled “Can’t we just watch Netflix?”. Note to self: deep talks need warning.
Unexpected Bonus Revelation
Around midnight noticed footnote: “Virgos tend to overthink romance.” Screeched. They literally predicted me researching how to romance properly instead of just vibing. Left the printout in downpour this morning. Symbolic.
Final verdict? 3/5 tips kinda worked cause they got us interacting differently. Still no magic romance fireworks but we laughed more yesterday than all last month combined. Probably won’t follow horoscopes daily but hey – sometimes weird advice shakes things up.
