My Virgo Luck Experiment Week
So this Monday morning I was scrolling through my feed feeling kinda bleh. Saw this “Virgo Weekly Bejan Daruwalla Forecast Secrets for Good Luck” thing. Thought “Eh, what the hell? Worth a shot.”
First thing was checking what old man Daruwalla said Virgos should do. Told myself “Alright let’s follow this exactly like a recipe.” Here’s what went down:
- Tip #1: Wear green on Monday for wealth – Dug out this ugly moss-colored shirt from the back of my closet. Felt like a walking cabbage but wore it all damn day.
- Tip #2: Eat something sweet before noon for opportunities – Ate two donuts for breakfast at 11 AM. Sugar rush almost killed me.
- Tip #3: Place a silver coin near workstation – Couldn’t find silver so I taped a nickel to my laptop charger. Looked stupid as hell.
- Tip #4: Say positive affirmations facing east – Stood in my backyard at dawn yelling “I AM LUCKY” while neighbors walked dogs. Got some weird looks.
Kept this circus up all week. By Wednesday I was sweating whether I messed up the coin thing. Thursday my boss complimented my stupid green shirt. Friday? Nothing happened at all. Zip. Nada.
Finished the week feeling like a total clown. Did I get rich? Hell no. Did random opportunities knock? Unless you count my cat barfing on the nickel spot – nope. Whole thing felt like chasing my own tail.
But here’s the kicker – forcing myself to yell positive crap actually made me laugh every morning. And taping that nickel became a dumb inside joke with my desk plant. Maybe the “luck” was just not taking life so damn serious for a week.
Still not trusting star-whisperers though. Next time I want luck? Probably just gonna buy a lottery ticket.
