Alright, so yesterday morning, way too early for sane people, I grabbed my phone like always. Scrolled through the usual junk – emails, news, someone’s breakfast pics. Then I remembered seeing a thing about Virgo love stuff on Astrolis today. Figured, “Eh, why not?” Might be fun to see what the stars reckon about romance for us organized, slightly neurotic types. You know how it is.
Actually Doing The Thing
Opened the browser, tapped that search bar – fingers feeling kinda clumsy before coffee. Typed in Astrolis Virgo horoscope. Hit enter. Boom, loads of links. Clicked the first one that said “Daily Love Horoscope for Virgo.” Pretty straightforward so far, right?
What I saw? Well… It started talking about Mercury – communication planet, apparently – doing some fancy dance. Said something about Virgos needing to “express their feelings clearly” today if they want romantic sparks. Honestly, sounded a bit like generic advice dressed up with planet names. But I kept reading.
Then it mentioned Venus hanging out in some sector about friendship. Interpretation? Potential to meet someone new through friends, or maybe even bumping into an old flame? It was worded so vaguely it could apply to almost anyone. Kinda raised an eyebrow at that point.
My Takeaway & The Actual Day
So, armed with this stellar (pun intended) advice, I thought: “Fine. Be clear. Open to friends introducing people.” Went about my day – grocery run, coffee, tried to be extra articulate when texting a buddy about weekend plans. Felt a bit silly, honestly, over-enunciating my texts like I was delivering a State of the Union.
Later, met up with Sarah for lunch – she’s a friend. Did she suddenly introduce me to Mr. Amazing? Nope. Did she even mention anyone? Not a peep. We just gossiped about work and complained about the salad.
Ran into Mike at the coffee shop counter later. Haven’t seen him since college – classic “old flame” territory? We literally just exchanged awkward “Hey! Long time!” vibes while waiting for our oat milk lattes. Zero romantic energy, just shared caffeine desperation.
Wrapping It Up
So, ended the day exactly how I started it. Single. My grand romantic experiment based on Astrolis amounted to precisely nothing happening. Felt a bit like I wasted brain cells trying to “express clearly” to my friend about whether tacos or burgers were better.
The practice record part? It feels flimsy today. Started curious, did the lookup, tried to apply the vague advice, experienced zero noticeable impact on the romance front. Like reading a fortune cookie that says “Opportunity knocks” – yeah, maybe a delivery guy rings the bell. Doesn’t mean much.
Dunno. Maybe tomorrow’s horoscope will have better gossip. Or maybe I’ll just skip it and actually do something instead of waiting for planets to align.
