So this week I decided to try something new for my Virgo followers. Woke up Monday morning thinking, why not make a weekly horoscope? Felt like diving into the whole “Oracle” thing for fun. Grabbed my laptop first thing – still half-asleep, almost spilled coffee on the keyboard. Typical morning mess.
Started digging around online like always. Not gonna pretend I’m some star expert – mostly just looked at Virgo traits. Perfectionists, worriers, practical as heck. Wrote down the obvious stuff: work stress, health kicks, maybe relationship overthinking. Felt kinda generic though, needed more.
Went full detective mode on Virgo energy this week:
- Checked where Mercury was sitting (communication planet, right?).
- Noticed Mars doing… something. Honestly just guesstimated the vibes.
- Threw in a warning about over-analyzing. Had to. It’s Virgo.
Figured I should make it look legit too. Opened Canva – scrolled for like twenty minutes hunting free planet graphics. Found one that looked mystical without being cheesy. Slapped on my brand colors: dark blue and gold. Hit save. Felt good.
Typed out the actual predictions. Tried keeping it useful, not vague:
- Work: “Tackle that boring paperwork Monday/Tuesday. Stop putting it off.”
- Health: “Actually schedule that checkup. Don’t just write ‘drink water’ in your notes app.”
- Love: “Tell them what you really think Thursday. Don’t edit it to death first.”
Read it over. Cringed at a typo – fixed “recieve” to “receive”. Classic. Added a line about financial stuff feeling stable near Friday. Virgos like knowing money stuff is handled.
Published it late Tuesday afternoon. Clicked “Share”. Nervous coffee sip moment. Watched my phone. First comment popped up: “Wait, Mercury retrograde?” Ugh. Forgot that whole mess. Quickly replied “Nah, not till next month!” Covered my tracks.
Why bother doing this? Honestly? Job hunting’s kicking my butt. Spending hours scrolling Indeed gets depressing. Doing creative junk like horoscopes? It’s my escape hatch. Makes me feel less like a resume in a pile. Plus, telling Virgos to relax gives me permission to chill for five minutes. Full circle. Whatever works, right?
