So I got curious about Virgo women after my buddy got dumped by one last month. Dude was heartbroken, kept saying she just vanished overnight. I started watching how they act – like my coworker Sarah and neighbor Lisa, both Virgos. Took notes for two whole weeks before trying anything.
First: The Observation Phase
Stalked their socials – not creepy-like, just noticing patterns. Sarah would organize our team’s messy shared drive at 3am when bored. Lisa returned library books weeks early with color-coded sticky notes inside. Realized they hate chaos more than anything.
- Bought a planner just to test theories
- Showed up 15min early for coffee dates
- Memorized their exact coffee orders (skim milk, 182°F no joke)
Worked crazy well. When I surprised Sarah with her weird oat milk latte before the meeting, she actually hugged the cup. Small details = huge points.
The Honesty Test
Virgos smell BS like bloodhounds. When Lisa asked if her homemade kombucha tasted good (it was sewer water), I said “Honestly? Tastes like something died in my mouth.” Her eyes lit up like I gave her diamonds. Later she brought me a new batch saying “Fixed the pH levels”.
Key takeaways:
- Told them when I messed up first
- Admitted not knowing stuff instead of faking
- Showed my actual grocery receipts when splitting bills
The Grand Gesture Fail
Tried the classic rom-com move – filled Lisa’s apartment with roses. Biggest mistake. She had allergy sneezes while calculating floral costs. Next day I found the flowers in compost bins sorted by color. Lesson learned: Practical > flashy. Brought her favorite organizing bins instead – she cried actual happy tears.
What Actually Stuck
Turns out winning their hearts ain’t about big moments. It’s folding their laundry exactly how they like it. It’s remembering their mom’s cat’s thyroid medication schedule. It’s fixing that wobbly table leg without being asked. Two months in and Sarah just gave me a drawer at her place. Progress.
