So last Tuesday I’m scrambling to figure out why my side hustle cash flow felt stuck this month. My Virgo brain goes, “Okay, need data.” Remembered some folks online swear by money horoscopes. Figured maybe it’s worth a shot, but man, finding legit stuff? Felt like looking for a clean public toilet in Times Square – tricky.
Started basic. Typed “Virgo money horoscope January” straight into the search bar you get what I mean. Holy moly. First page? All these flashy sites promising instant wealth and lottery wins. Giant green dollar sign GIFs blinking like crazy. One site demanded my birth time, location, AND mother’s maiden name just to see a “free” preview. Yeah right. Closed that tab so fast.
Felt annoyed. Wasted damn hours clicking junk. Needed a better plan.
My Approach Shift:
- Ditched The Obvious: Stopped clicking those top ads screaming “BEST VIRGO FORTUNE!” They usually lead to paid traps.
- Remembered Names: Thought back to astrology books I skimmed years ago. Two old-school names popped up – the type libraries carried.
- Read Between The Lines: Started hunting for horoscopes with specifics. Vague stuff like “Financial opportunities arise!” – useless. I wanted specifics: “Watch for unexpected expenses around the 15th,” or “Contract signing favorable mid-month.” That feels real.
- Checked Track Records: Found one popular site. Went digging into their last month’s Virgo predictions. Archived pages, forums… anything. Wanted to see if their December predictions actually matched reality. Found a niche forum where folks dissected predictions. Useful!
Armed with this, I dove back in. Found this one place looked clean, no crazy ads. The Virgo section talked about reviewing budgets mid-month, potential tech expense delays, and advised waiting till after the 20th for new agreements. Felt grounded. Then I checked another source known for practical advice – not fluff. Their Virgo section warned about impulsive spends tempting early in the month. Checked their archive for December too; vaguely lined up with market stuff people mentioned elsewhere.
Eventually, I settled on two sources. Felt kinda exhausted honestly. But here’s the real practice test: I wrote down what each source predicted for Virgo money this month, real brief:
- Source 1: Review financial plans thoroughly early Jan. Unexpected small expense likely week 2. Avoid new major commitments post-week 3.
- Source 2: Resist spending urges first week. Focus energy on paying off existing debt this month. Opportunity to renegotiate payments appears around the 18th.
Printed that little list. Stuck it on my fridge. Will I follow it blindly? Hell no. Virgos trust data, not stars. But hey, it’s one more angle to watch during January. We’ll see if that “unexpected expense” hits me next week… hoping it’s just needing coffee creamer. Tracking this manually is the only way to know if any source was remotely useful. Already feels less chaotic than yesterday’s wild goose chase online.
