Okay so this started because my new roommate Greg is a Virgo guy. I’ve always been curious why people say they’re super organized and critical, but like what does that actually mean? So yesterday I decided to dissect Virgo men like a science project, hands-on style.
Where I began
First thing I did was grab my messy journal – ironic right? Started scribbling every single thing I noticed about Greg over two weeks:
- Dude color-codes his damn socks drawer like a psych ward patient
- When we play FIFA, he analyzes football stats 15 minutes before even picking a team
- Cooked pasta together Wednesday – almost threw spoon when I broke spaghetti in half
The experiment phase
Tested theories live like a complete weirdo. Left a toothpaste smudge on bathroom sink intentionally. Greg cleaned it within 12 minutes while muttering about “bacterial colonies”. Dropped a typo in our rent group chat on purpose – got grammar corrected in under 30 seconds flat. Next level stuff.
Also interviewed his ex-girlfriend Kara (risky move) via Instagram DM. Her exact words: “Dating him felt like permanent job interview training” but she also admitted he fixed her car engine for free five times.
Cold hard results
After three days of psychoanalyzing poor Greg, here’s the raw deal about Virgo men in normal people words:
- They’ll actually notice if your shelf has 0.3mm dust layer
- Correcting people’s grammar is their secret kink
- You can 100% rely on them until you do dumb shit – then they do that judgy eyebrow thing
- Hyper organization is just anxiety in fancy clothing
Final verdict from living with one? They’re human Roombas. Annoying when they bump into your messes, but damn good at cleaning disasters. Greg walked in while I typed this and said my posture was “ergonomically problematic”. Classic Virgo.
