Last week was wild, man. Woke up Tuesday feeling restless – remembered a follower asked for Virgo relationship advice ages ago. Pulled out my dusty astrology books thinking I’d knock it out fast.
Getting Started Was Messy
First I tried using ChatGPT. Typed “Virgo 2024 love predictions” – got generic nonsense about “communication is key”. Total crap. Deleted everything.
Dug into my astrology PDFs instead. Flipped through Virgo sections like mad. Mercury retrograde dates? Checked three different sources because nobody agrees. Wrote down:
- Mid-January chaos period
- Venus-Mars clash in March
- That funky Jupiter-Uranus thing in May
Then Stuff Got Personal
My neighbor – hardcore Virgo – stopped by while I was researching. Told her what I was doing. She laughed and said “just tell us to stop overanalyzing everything!” Wrote that down in all caps.
Realized past Virgo clients kept making the same mistakes. Made bullet points:
- Ignoring red flags “to be nice”
- Ghosting when stressed
- That obsession with “fixing” partners
Had cold brew at 2am sorting patterns. Screwed up my sleep cycle but felt so close.
The Predictions Clicked
Noticed something crazy – most critical moments lined up with Mercury retrograde. Created this flow:
- Jan-Apr: Stop self-sabotaging ex rebounds
- May-Jul: Unexpected romance shakes things up
- Aug-Dec: Old lessons finally make sense
Added warnings about past trauma resurfacing in October. Could practically hear Virgos sighing through my laptop.
Final Touches Before Posting
Tested draft predictions on two Virgo friends. One said “why you attacking me?” – knew I nailed it. Cut fluffy astro-jargon like “Saturn’s karmic lessons”. Nobody cares.
Double-checked all dates against three calendars. Almost messed up when I mixed up time zones. Saved and scheduled just before coffee kicked in.
Weirdly happy with how messy this was. Next week? Probably Capricorns. They need help too.
