Alright, let me walk you through how I tested that Virgo love forecast method this week. Totally winging it but figured why not?
The Starting Point
So Monday morning I grabbed my coffee and actually wrote down three things I dislike about my own dating patterns. Felt kinda dumb scribbling “I ghost when bored” and “judge bios too hard” in my Notes app. But whatever. Cleared my head a little.
The Awkward Part
Wednesday after work, I forced myself to strike up convos with two strangers. First was this dude at the dog park – asked about his bulldog’s wrinkles. Turns out he’s married but gave decent flirting tips? Then chatted with a barista who laughed when I said “surprise me” then handed me burnt espresso. Small wins.
Full Moon Sht
Thursday’s moon thing said “release emotional baggage”. So I texted my ex about that concert ticket money he owed since 2022. He paid via CashApp in 10 minutes! Then I rage-deleted 200 old Tinder matches. Felt lighter after.
What Actually Happened
By Friday, my dating app inbox had the usual “hey” messages. But one guy asked about my weirdest pandemic hobby (answered “making sock puppets”). We video-called Sunday and he showed me his quarantine terrariums. Didn’t feel like an interview for once.
Big takeaways:
- Own your baggage – people respond when you’re real
- Dumb small talk opens doors if you follow up weird
- Virgos overthink everything… just pick ONE step
Honestly? Didn’t meet “the one” but had actual human moments. Stopped treating dating like spreadsheet optimization. Still skeptical about horoscopes though.
