My Stupid Journey to Read That “Free” Virgo Horoscope
Look, I woke up this morning feeling kinda off. Like maybe the planets were messing with me. Saw a thing online mentioning Bejan Daruwalla’s monthly horoscope for Virgos. Said it was “FREE”. Yeah right. Everything costs something. But curiosity won. Figured, what the heck, let’s see what the stars say.
First step? Duh. Grabbed my phone. Opened my browser. Typed in “Free Bejan Daruwalla Virgo Horoscope today” or something like that. Hit search.
Boom. Instant avalanche of garbage.
- Sponsored ads promising “TRUE insights!” but looking sketchy as hell.
- Websites with names like “*” which screams “scam”.
- Links that said “Virgo Horoscope Free” but actually took me to pages asking for my credit card for a “complete report”. Uh, no.
- One site even tried to make me download an app. Delete. Immediately.
This was annoying. Why is finding a simple monthly horoscope feel like hacking the Pentagon? Clicked a few links that looked semi-legit. Usually, I’d hit a massive paywall. Big banner screaming “Unlock Your Full Destiny! Premium Membership Just $9.99/month!”. Classic bait and switch. “Free” my butt.
Okay, time to get smarter. Opened a different browser on my laptop. Incognito mode this time. Maybe avoid some tracking? Searched again. Same mess. Different annoying ads. Felt like chasing my tail. This “free” stuff was starting to cost me my sanity.
Then I remembered. Bejan Daruwalla used to have a specific site. Years ago. Was it even still up? Searched for just his name. Found some weird tribute pages, news about his passing… felt kinda sad actually. But no sign of his old setup. Was this monthly horoscope even a real thing anymore, or just recycled junk?
Almost gave up. Seriously, it’s just stars mumbo jumbo. But now I was stubborn. This “free” thing had become my mission. Dug deep into the search results. Page 3, baby. Who even goes there? Found a forum post from like 2018. Someone mentioned reading horoscopes directly… and dropped an old website path. Looked like a direct link to where monthly things might live.
Took a gamble. Typed that specific path into the browser bar after a site name I recognized as associated with his old company. Hit Enter… Held my breath…
AND THERE IT WAS.
Not fancy. Plain text. No bells. No whistles. Definitely not asking for money. Just… the Virgo monthly horoscope for the current period. Said something about “challenges turning into opportunities” and “communication key this month”. Usual stuff. Didn’t blow my mind.
But you know what? Finding it felt weirdly satisfying. Like I won against the dumb internet paywall monsters. It took hopping devices, dodging ads, remembering ancient URLs, and sheer dumb luck. Turns out the “free” part wasn’t a lie, it was just hidden under a mountain of online trash.
My advice? Maybe skip the hassle next time. Unless you enjoy digital treasure hunts fueled by frustration. The stars might be aligned, but the internet sure ain’t.
