Alright guys, today I tried something outta left field – played with that ELLE Virgo Monthly Horoscope thing about “Lucky Dates.” Yeah, the kind you flip through at the dentist’s office. Skeptical? Same. But curiosity got me.
My Morning Mess
Woke up determined. Grabbed a pad of sticky notes – neon pink, ’cause why not? Slapped today’s date right on the bathroom mirror like it owed me money. The horoscope claimed communication flowed smoother for Virgos like me today. Figured I’d test it hardcore.
- First Move: Sent a tricky email asking for a deadline extension. Normally sweat bullets waiting for replies.
- Second Move: Called customer service about a stupid package stuck “In Transit” for weeks. Braced for hold music hell.
- Third Move: Asked my neighbor to move his thumping car blocking my driveway. Usually involves teeth-gritting.
How It Actually Went Down
That email? Reply popped back in 15 minutes flat. Approved. Weird. The customer service call? Reached a human. In under two minutes. Freaky. The neighbor? Grumbled but shifted his junker. Small miracles? Or legit luck?
Then lunch hit. Tried negotiating extra guac at the burrito spot. Nope. Still costs extra. Guess the “smooth communication” vibes only work before noon.
The Takeaway
Felt like I scored some lucky breaks early on. Coincidence? Maybe. But hey, sticky notes on the mirror kinda set the intention. Even if it was just psychology magic. For now? I’m grabbing my neon pad again tomorrow. Might as well roll with it. Worst case? My mirror stays decorated.
