So last Tuesday I was staring at my bank account again, feeling that paycheck-to-paycheck squeeze. Typical Virgo overthinking kicked in hard – gotta fix this money mess, but where to even start? Wasted zero time whining. Grabbed my laptop, opened a blank doc, and just started vomiting thoughts.
The Brutal Number Crunch
First thing? Faced reality. Pulled up every pay stub and bank statement from the past 6 months. Added everything up:
- Main job salary: Stuck like cement for 2 years.
- Side gig income: Random freelance bits, barely covering coffee.
- Bills: Oof. Rent, utilities, that sneaky streaming service pile… drained me dry.
Saw the numbers didn’t lie. Needed way more cash flowing in. Fast.
Slamming Down the Plan Draft
No fancy spreadsheets yet. Just scribbled messy categories:
- SMASH the Salary Freeze: Demanded a raise meeting with my boss next week.
- Unlock Side Hustle Machine Mode: Aiming for 1 consistent gig paying at least $500/month by end of quarter.
- Kill Useless Spending Leaks: Found 3 subscriptions I never used. Cancelled them immediately.
Typical Virgo move – made it stupid specific. Not “earn more,” but “add $1,200/month total income within 90 days.”
Execution Mode Engaged
Prepped for that raise talk like my life depended on it. Listed every project I crushed, every extra task I handled, printed salary data for similar roles nearby. Walked into that meeting sweating bullets but laid it all out.
Meanwhile, overhauled my dusty freelance profiles. Rewrote everything to scream “HIRE ME FOR THIS SKILL.” Started pitching 3 potential clients daily. Even if they said no, it was practice.
Banged out a barebones budget tracker on my phone. Just income vs. bills. Goal? See that green number grow every Friday payday.
First Wins Rolled In
- Boss actually said YES. Got a 12% raise after that awkward talk. Holy crap.
- Landed one steady writing gig. Pays $400/month. Not my full goal yet, but proof it works.
- Bank balance finally stopped shrinking. Small win, but seeing it stop dipping every month? Huge relief.
Still grinding for that extra $800 monthly, but now I see the path. Didn’t need perfect plans. Just started moving before doubt paralyzed me. Virgo energy for the win – obsessed over the details once the wheels were turning.