Alright so last month I kept seeing these zodiac compatibility ads everywhere. Really bugged me – like how does star stuff actually work in real life? Got obsessed with checking Virgo and Aquarius stuff for 2023. Here’s exactly what I did step by step:
Getting Started With This Mess
First thing Monday morning I poured coffee and just started Googling. Found three paid reports:
- The cheap $5 one from AstroGuy99
- Mid-tier $20 “Premium Cosmic Insights”
- Ridiculous $50 “Platinum Zodiac Secrets” thing
Bought all three like an idiot. Felt excited but also stupid seeing that $75 charge.
Reading Through The Hype
Opened the cheap report first – total garbage. Looked like some kid copied horoscope tweets. Scrolled through in two minutes feeling ripped off.
Then opened the $20 one. Fancier but still vague nonsense like “Aquarius innovation challenges Virgo routine”. What does that MEAN practically? Got annoyed highlighting fluffy sentences.
The expensive report? Actually had bullet points:
- “February arguments over finances likely”
- “Career differences peak June-July”
- “Surprising romantic turn late October”
Finally something testable! Wrote these dates on my whiteboard.
Testing On Real Humans
Called my Virgo friend Emma dating an Aquarius guy. Asked if they fought about money around February. She went quiet then said “Actually yeah – huge fight over his stupid crypto investments Feb 15th.” Okay… interesting.
Next tracked my cousin (Aquarius) and his Virgo wife’s job drama. Sure enough – June 20th he quit his stable job to brew kombucha. She lost it screaming about health insurance. Report nailed that one.
But October romance prediction? Total bust. They went to pumpkin festival, ate funnel cake, zero sparks. Felt so damn wrong I laughed.
What Actually Worked
Made this comparison chart in my notebook:
- Money fights prediction: Hit
- Career clash prediction: Hit
- Romance boost prediction: Miss
- Emotional connection tips: Mostly useless
The dates were scarily accurate for conflicts. But anything fuzzy like “deepen emotional bonds” was worthless fortune cookie stuff.
My Final Take After Testing
Observed these patterns hold water when they’re specific and timed – fights, job changes, sudden moves. Generic “communication styles differ” advice? Trash. Realized you’re just paying for the date predictions.
Now I tell people: Only buy if report gives exact dates and concrete situations. Otherwise save your cash for coffee.
