Where I Started
Honestly I don’t even read horoscopes normally. But my bestie kept bugging me saying “You’re Virgo season – you gotta know what the stars say about your love life!” So Wednesday morning while drinking coffee, I figured fine, let’s dive into this stuff.
The Whole Process
First I grabbed my laptop and searched Virgo love horoscope for this month. Clicked like 5 different pages, all saying vague stuff like “expect surprises” or “communicate better.” Useless! Then I remembered my coworker mentioned some compatibility quiz thing. Started digging for that.
Tried two quizzes that made no sense. One asked if I prefer beaches or mountains – like what’s that got to do with romance? Finally found this 10-question thing that actually asked stuff like:
- How you handle arguments
- What makes you feel loved
- Your dealbreaker in relationships
Took about 15 minutes total. The weird part? They made me rank answers from “hell no” to “hell yes.” Kinda cool actually.
What Happened
After finishing, it spat out three pages explaining:
- Why my last fling crashed and burned (spot on about me avoiding tough conversations)
- Which zodiac signs I’d clash with most (geminis apparently are trouble for me)
- What kind of dates actually work for my personality (quiet dinners > loud parties – true!)
Printed the whole thing just to laugh about with my bestie later. But here’s the kicker – some parts described my ex’s behavior so accurately it creeped me out.
My Takeaway
Waste of time? Almost thought so halfway through. But seeing it actually pinpoint why I keep dating emotionally unavailable guys? Damn. Made me realize I should pay attention when people show their true colors early. Still not believing planets control love lives, but maybe this stuff helps you see patterns. Worth trying once while bored, but I won’t make it my dating bible.
