Okay so I dug up my dusty laptop from 2017 last weekend, right? Found this Virgo horoscope thing while cleaning old bookmarks. Figured why not try their monthly tips exactly as written for kicks.
The Starting Point
January said: “Organize your workspace to attract opportunities.” My desk looked like a tornado hit it – coffee stains, tangled charger cables everywhere. Spent whole Sunday sorting crap into dollar store baskets. Felt dumb but hey, got a surprise call Tuesday from a client I hadn’t heard from in months. Coincidence? Maybe. But I kept going.
The Messy Middle Part
March prediction was brutal: “Avoid new financial risks – stability first.” My buddy was pushing me to invest in his crypto scheme. Remembering the horoscope, I bailed last minute. Two weeks later? Bitcoin crashed hard. Felt like dodging a bullet.
- July tip: “Be honest in relationships, even uncomfortable truths.”
- What I did: Told my girlfriend her cooking sucked after choking down burnt casserole for months.
- Result: She cried. I slept on couch. But now she orders pizza on Fridays. Mixed win?
The Weird Finale
December said: “Tie up loose ends for a fresh start.” Paid off that $1200 dentist bill I’d ignored. Then my car’s transmission died the next day. Spent the savings fixing it. Funny how “fresh starts” sometimes mean broke and exhausted.
So yeah. Did following star advice change my life? Nah. But it made me try stuff I wouldn’t normally do. Still keep my desk tidy though – spilled coffee stains are hell to remove.
