My Early Morning Experiment Begins
Honestly? I was kinda skeptical about this whole accurate daily horoscope thing for Virgo. But folks kept asking Ganesha, Ganesha, so I figured…why not test it myself? I saw these “5 Simple Astro Tips” for Virgos everywhere online. Grabbed my coffee yesterday morning, still half asleep, and decided to just jump in blind. No prep, just pure messy human trial.
Tip 1: The Ridiculously Early Ritual
First tip said DO YOUR SPIRITUAL STUFF BEFORE SUNRISE. I groaned. My alarm went off at stupid-o-clock. It was still pitch black! Dragged myself outta bed, mumbled some affirmations while trying not to spill coffee everywhere. Felt more zombie than enlightened. Did it make a difference? Hard to tell, but wow, I was awake. Way too awake. Maybe that was the point?
Tip 2: Mercury This, Mercury That
Tip two was all about Mercury – Virgo’s ruler or whatever. Said to do smart things when Mercury is “strong.” Okay? Checked an app – apparently Mercury was strong mid-morning. Blocked my calendar. Focused hard on emails and planning. Did I feel smarter? Maybe. Or maybe just the caffeine finally kicked in. Got a lot done though, I’ll give it that.
Quick List of Stuff I Tried Next:
- Gemstones? Sure. Found an old green stone ring – probably jade. Wore it all day. Didn’t suddenly win the lottery.
- Color Therapy? Fine. Wore a bright blue shirt because it supposedly attracted “positive vibes.” Mostly attracted coffee stains.
- Moon Phase Obsession. Constantly checked what phase the moon was in like my life depended on it. Felt a bit crazy tracking it.
The Date Night Debacle
One tip swore certain days/moon phases were THE BEST for Virgo dates. Last night? Supposedly prime romantic time. Booked a table. Forgot my keys at home. Restaurant lost our reservation. Spilled wine. Accurate horoscope fail. Unless the “prediction” was pure chaos? Then maybe Ganesha nailed it.
24 Hours Later: My Real Results
Look. Did following these tips get me a perfectly accurate daily horoscope reading? Nah. Was my day magically blessed by the stars? Probably not. But here’s what actually happened: That dumb sunrise ritual made me get stuff done WAY earlier than usual. Focusing on Mercury hours kept me off social media and actually productive. Paying attention to dates/moon phases? Mostly made me laugh at the absurdity when everything went sideways last night. I didn’t find magic answers, but trying all this nonsense made me way more mindful about my day. Maybe that was the real tip hiding underneath all the astro-babble.
Will I do it again? Maybe just the sunrise part. That felt kinda good, even at stupid-o-clock. The rest? Jury’s out. Still waiting for that promotion Mercury promised!
