Okay, so last Tuesday, I saw folks chatting about Jessica Adams’ Virgo horoscope for the week in this group I follow. Never really paid much attention to horoscopes myself, but curiosity bit me. Figured, why not dig into it? Might be fun.
Finding the Thing First
Straight up Googled “Jessica Adams Virgo weekly”. The top result was this astrology blog. Scrolled down quick – loads of zodiac signs listed. Found Virgo halfway down the page. Clicked it. Boom, there it was: Virgo Weekly Horoscope by Jessica Adams, dated for last week.
Actually Reading It… Felt Weird At First
Started scanning the text. Man, it wasn’t like those cheesy one-liner horoscopes. Felt… dense. Like small paragraphs talking about specific stuff. Had words like Mercury retrograde and Jupiter transiting my house something-something. Honestly? Felt like reading another language. Paused halfway thinking, “Nah, too fluffy.” But hey, I started this mess. Might as well finish.
Breaking It Down Bit by Bit
Sipped my coffee and read super slow. Noticed it kinda split into chunks:
- Part 1: Love & Relationships – Talked about conversations needing patience. Made me snort thinking about my argument with Tom over dishes.
- Part 2: Career & Money – Mentioned “revisit old ideas.” Thought about that client pitch I shelved last month.
- Part 3: Health & Wellbeing – Said something vague like “listen to your body’s rest signals.” Okay, fair. My back has been tight.
Still felt random… but weirdly specific? Like horoscopes shotgun-blast advice hoping something sticks in your brain.
Looking Up Dumb Astro Terms I Didn’t Get
Couldn’t ignore those weird terms. Jotted ’em down on a sticky note:
Mercury retrograde: Apparently means tech/communication gets messy? Thought about my dying phone battery.
5th house transit: Googled. Said it’s about creativity? Laughed remembering the terrible doodle I made during a boring meeting.
Took like 10 minutes. Didn’t make me an expert, just made the words less scary.
What I Think After Finishing
Felt like reading abstract poetry plus life coaching mashed together. Did it predict anything? Nah. But the strangest thing happened: Later that week, boss did ask about that old pitch idea (Career section!), and I absolutely snapped at my partner over text because autocorrect messed things up (Mercury retrograde?!). Total coincidence? Probably. Still weirded me out.
So yeah, reading Jessica Adams? It’s not instruction manual for life. Treat it like… a weird friend’s vibe check for the week. Scan it. Chuckle if parts fit. Roll eyes if it doesn’t. And never force it.
