So I stumbled across John Hayes’ Virgo weekly tip thing Monday morning while chugging my coffee. Honestly, it felt like the universe was poking me. All that “focus on organization” and “tackle lingering tasks” talk? Yeah, stuff I keep putting off forever. Figured, why not? Maybe this astro-guff can actually kick my butt into gear this week.
Starting Simple (Too Simple?)
First tip was all about clearing physical clutter. Hayes said it clears mental space. Sounded easy enough. So Tuesday evening, I finally attacked the nightmare pile of mail dumped on my kitchen counter. Bills, coupons, flyers… total chaos. Took an hour just sorting. Recycling bin overflowed. Felt kinda good, actually organized the important stuff into folders. Okay, one point for Hayes.
But then… the next tip about making a detailed, prioritized list. Wednesday morning, I pulled out a notebook. “Priority List – Wednesday” at the top. Felt very official. Brain dumped everything: work project deadline, call dentist, grocery shop, fix squeaky bathroom door, deal with that weird charge on my bank statement. Looked impressive. Felt productive just writing it. Then… real life hit.
Where It Went Off The Rails
Thursday was supposed to be about focusing on one major task. Hayes said Virgos excel with sustained effort on one thing. Chose the work project. Blocked two hours on my calendar. Phone on DND. Sat down… and spent the first 20 minutes just staring at the screen, rearranging files on my desktop (“Need a tidy workspace!” Hayes would approve, right?). Finally started typing. Got interrupted by:
- My neighbor knocking to borrow sugar (obviously)
- A barrage of urgent work Slack messages totally unrelated
- My brain suddenly hyper-focusing on that damn squeaky door
The “major task” took like four scattered hours. Definitely not the focused, productive flow Hayes promised. Felt less like a master organizer, more like a headless chicken.
Unexpected Wins & Reality Checks
Friday came the tip about reviewing financial matters. Hayes claimed cosmic clarity. Groaned internally because that weird bank charge had been haunting me for weeks. Avoided it. But hey, committed to the experiment. Dug out the statement, logged into online banking. Took some clicking around… turns out it was a subscription I thought I canceled months ago! One annoying phone call later, charge reversed, subscription actually canceled this time. Felt like a tiny victory! Thanks, John. Maybe.
Weekend Wrap Up & Why I Know This Stuff
Did the whole week go smoothly? Hell no. My fancy list is half unchecked. Squeaky door still squeaks. But the counter is clean, the bank thing’s fixed, and the big work project did get submitted, however messy the process. Hayes’ tips weren’t magic bullets, but they kinda nudged me to tackle stuff I’d usually ignore. Would I do it again? Maybe. Probably wait until Mercury’s out of retrograde though – totally blaming that for the focus fails!
Why am I even trying this stuff? Makes me laugh. Because three months ago, my tech job went sideways. Unexpected “restructuring.” Suddenly have plenty of time for self-help experiments, horoscopes, and attacking mail piles while I figure out what’s next. Kinda forces you to try anything that might spark motivation or offer structure, even if it’s advice from a Virgo astrologer. Desperate times!