Alright so here’s how I dug up Virgo horoscopes for 2020 the other day. Honestly it started ’cause my friend Sam asked me about some old prediction while we were stuck in traffic. Told ’em I’d look it up later but curiosity got me good.
Grabbed my laptop after dinner and just typed “virgo monthly horoscope 2020” like a dumbass. Google coughed up a pile of sketchy sites right away. First link had pop-up ads for psychic hotlines—closed that real fast. Next one looked legit at first, but their 2020 section was buried under a billion zodiac merch ads. Scrolled like crazy only to find… August. Just August.
Felt like hunting buried treasure without a map.
Switched to duckduckgo—figured less clutter. Found an astrology blog archive that actually listed months… but clicked January Virgo and got a 404 error. Perfect. Then remembered Twitter used to have active astro nerds back then. Searched “Virgo September 2020” and sifted through endless retweet threads. One thread had screenshots from some deleted Tumblr page. Only caught half a sentence about “career shifts” before it cut off.
Went old-school after that:
- Dug up my own email newsletters (who reads those?)
- Checked my phone’s dusty downloads folder for PDFs
- Even flipped through screenshots from 2020 on my cloud storage
Stumbled on one legit find though—my ancient bookmark for an astrologer who wrote novel-length forecasts. Wayback Machine actually had their Jan 2020 page cached. Jackpot! Read how Mercury retrograde in Capricorn would “challenge workplace communication.” Laughed ’cause that DID happen—my boss Karen ghosted emails for a week that January.
In the end? Learned three things:
- Most free horoscopes from 2020 evaporated like cheap perfume
- Internet’s memory is worse than my goldfish
- Saved screenshots beat algorithms any day
Would I do it again? Nah. My eyes still hurt from squinting at archive sites.
