So I saw this June 2019 horoscope thing floating around and thought, why not try making my own Virgo version? Got my dusty planner out – you know, that notebook buried under coffee stains. Flipped to June 2019 pages to actually see what happened that month.
Digging Up Old Memories
Started scribbling notes like crazy. Remembered Mercury retrograde messing with my schedule first week – missed deadlines, phone glitching, total chaos. Wrote down how I kept rechecking emails obsessively. Typical Virgo stuff.
For week two, noticed Jupiter’s position had me saying yes to everything. Bad idea! Overcommitted to three projects and crashed hard by Wednesday. Highlighted that part yellow in my planner as a warning.
Connecting Planetary Dots
Cross-checked with free astrology apps. Realized Venus moving into Cancer mid-month explained why my kitchen suddenly became a bakery. Seriously baked sourdough every single day – flour everywhere! Made bullet points:
- Week 3: Nesting vibes = compulsive cleaning + baking madness
- Week 4: Mars tension spiked arguments over parking spots
- Final days: Neptune haze made me lose keys twice
The Realization Hit
Sat back staring at my chicken-scratch notes. Realized horoscopes are just patterns we ignore until someone points them out. That Mercury retrograde? Could’ve avoided stress by double-checking appointments. Jupiter overload? Should’ve said no twice.
Formatted it into weekly chunks with big headings. Left space for moon phases – drew little crescent moons in red pen. Got way too into it until 2AM, forgot to eat dinner. Classic.
Posted the messy scan online thinking nobody’d care. Woke up to 15 DMs from other Virgos going “OMG SAME”. One guy recognized the sourdough phase! Guess we’re all just looking back trying to find meaning in the chaos.
