Alright folks, let me walk you through how I do my weekly Virgo moon sign check. Every Monday morning, I roll out of bed and grab my coffee first thing – can’t function without it. Then I kick things off by opening my favorite astrology app on the phone. Always start by tapping the moon phase calendar icon, you know? Gotta see where the moon’s hanging this week before anything else.
My Step-by-Step Process
Found the Virgo section real quick – they usually list signs alphabetically, thank god. Scrolled past Gemini and Leo, stopped at Virgo. Now here’s what the predictions said this week:
- Career stuff: Told me to double-check documents before signing anything
- Relationships: Warned about nitpicking my partner’s habits
- Health tip: Said to drink more water because of some planetary dryness thing
Honestly laughed at the water part – my coffee mug was right there staring at me. Finished reading through all the sections real slow. Made mental notes about avoiding arguments with coworkers on Wednesday especially.
Why I Bother Doing This
Started this ritual after totally bombing a job interview years ago. Showed up on a “Mercury retrograde day” without knowing – spilled coffee on my resume, phone died, got lost taking the bus. Total disaster. Next interview? Checked the horoscope first. Picked a “favourable communication day”, wore blue like it suggested. Nailed it and got the offer.
Now I screenshot the predictions every Monday. This week’s screenshot is already my phone wallpaper – keeps me from snapping when my neighbor’s dog won’t stop barking. Water reminder’s actually helping too, swapped every third coffee for H2O.
Would I say it’s 100% accurate? Hell no. But it’s like checking the weather before going out – sometimes you bring an umbrella just in case, right?
