So I decided to do this weekly Virgo love tarot reading thing ’cause people kept askin’ for it. Grabbed my trusty Rider-Waite deck – you know, the one with coffee stains from last Tuesday when my cat knocked over the mug. Started shuffling while thinking ’bout Virgo energy. Kept droppin’ cards like a klutz until the Three of Cups just jumped right outta the deck.
The Pull
Laid out three cards face down on my kitchen table:
- Past position: Seven of Swords reversed – no shocker there
- Present: Page of Cups – made me chuckle ’cause Virgos always overthink feelings
- Future: The Lovers card – damn near perfect for a love reading!
Felt that weird tingle in my fingers when the energy’s right, y’know? Snapped pics with my phone but the lighting sucked. Took like 20 shots ’til one didn’t look like a ghostly blob. Almost spilled tea on the Lovers card – that’d be ironic!
Deciphering The Mess
Stared at the Seven of Swords reversed for like ten minutes going “Whatchu tryna say?” Remembered last week’s reading had similar energy. Checked my old notes scribbled on a pizza box – seriously need a proper journal. Realized it’s about dropping defenses finally.
The Page of Cups? Total Virgo mood. Kept seeing memes ’bout Virgos analyzing text messages instead of sleeping. Wrote down “maybe stop dissecting compliments?” in chicken-scratch handwriting. Almost crossed it out ’cause sounded too harsh but left it raw.
Lightbulb Moment
When The Lovers card clicked, nearly knocked my crystals off the shelf! Not necessarily romance – could mean choosing yourself for once. Wrote three bullet points:
- Past sneakiness resolved
- Present emotional vulnerability
- Future conscious choices in love
Chewed three pens dead while wording it. Original draft sounded like a robot. Rewrote it saying “stop being afraid of your own damn feelings” because that’s how my Virgo friend actually talks.
Wrapping Up
Transcribed everything while binge-watching bad reality TV for balance. Double-checked moon phases on my dusty astrology app – waning crescent for releasing crap. Added quick tip about charging rose quartz before bed. Deleted the part rambling ’bout my disastrous Tinder date – stayed focused on Virgo vibes only.
Final read-through? Sounds like a big sister giving tough love over whiskey. Exactly what stubborn Virgos need. Posted it with zero edits – imperfections make it real, right?
