So like, I was scrolling through my feed yesterday and kept seeing these astrology match videos popping up everywhere. Dunno why but my brain got stuck wondering if fiery Aries can actually vibe with Virgo’s whole organized perfectionist trip. Grabbed my notebook and said screw it, let’s test this nonsense myself.
Stuff I grabbed for this mess
- My dusty astrology book from college (covered in coffee stains obviously)
- Birth times for me (Aries sun, loud and proud) and my buddy Chris (pure Virgo energy)
- A crap ton of sticky notes because my thoughts jump around like crazy
- Cold brew coffee – needed fuel for this chaos
Step 1: Fire meets Earth (literally)
Started scribbling down the basics. Aries = all action, impulsive, zero patience. Virgo = analyzes everything to death, organized till it hurts. Immediately thought “yeah this ain’t gonna work.” Like trying to mix gasoline and library rules.
Opened my birth charts next. Got super confused trying to find the moon signs (dropped sticky notes everywhere). Finally figured out my moon’s in Sagittarius – explains why I keep changing hobbies. Chris? His moon’s in freaking Virgo. Double trouble.
Step 2: Actual Interaction Time
Called Chris pretending I needed career advice. Classic Virgo, he made me list every single job possibility, wrote notes, analyzed pros/cons… my Aries brain was melting after 5 minutes. Just tell me which one looks coolest!
Meanwhile, I pitched him my “brilliant” plan to road-trip with zero planning next weekend. His silence was so loud I could hear him mentally organizing packing lists. Started twitching when I suggested just “winging it.” This was going exactly how I pictured.
Step 3: Communication Showdown
Me texting: “Dude let’s grab pizza NOW?”
Chris replying 15 mins later: “While sodium intake should be moderated, Luigi’s offers whole-wheat crust with low-fat cheese options. Does 7pm after my gym session align with your schedule?”
Scratched my head for a solid minute. Dude calculated pizza macros. Felt like speaking alien languages at each other.
What Actually Shocked Me
Didn’t totally explode though! When Chris helps me actually finish projects instead of starting 20 new ones? Magic. And I totally drag his sorry butt out of spreadsheet-land for actual fun times. Balance kinda happens… if both sides aren’t being stubborn jerks.
Final Thoughts? Confusion Mostly
Opposites attract or drive each other nuts? Honestly depends on the day. I want to smash through walls while he’s measuring them first. But after this test? Can it work? Yeah, if you both chill the heck out sometimes. Would I date a Virgo? laughs nervously while chugging coffee Let’s… not push our luck. Still trying to recover from the pizza analysis.
