Man, let me tell you about the weird thing I did last week. I was trying to finally get a handle on the thousands of random screenshots piled up on my old external drive. You know the drill—just junk, old memes, half-forgotten to-do lists, and endless PDF manuals I’ll never actually read. I stumbled upon…
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Starting the Whole Mess: The Great December 2019 Virgo Test Alright, listen up. I gotta share the dirt on this whole December 2019 Virgo thing. I’m not some mystic; I’m just a dude who decided to stop reading these things like they were Bible verses and actually try to put them to the test. I…
I tried to be clever. That was the whole practice. I cooked up the title, Is the Virgo Monthly Horoscope December 2018 Merry? A look at your holiday season!, not because I cared about stars or Virgos or 2018, but because I was trying to game the system. My first step in this whole failed…
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So listen, you know me. I dig into weird stuff. I don’t just read a horoscope; I try to find out if it ever actually came true. Sounds dumb, right? Maybe. But this time it was personal. It all traces back to a nasty mess I got myself into way back in late 2017. Digging…
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Man, December. Most folks are figuring out who to buy gifts for, but my brain was locked onto one thing: how to keep the money pipeline from freezing solid. Last month felt like driving with the parking brake on. I was hustling, sure, but the income stream was a joke. I kept running the usual…
Honestly, I got tired of all the vague, feel-good relationship advice people get fed. You know the drill: “Communicate more,” “Be kind to yourself,” blah, blah, blah. It’s useless. So, I figured, let’s test the most mainstream, shouted-from-the-rooftops advice out there: the monthly horoscope, specifically the Cosmopolitan one. They promise big, specific insights, right? I…
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The Day My Spreadsheet Went Sideways You see the title of this post and you probably think I’m just messing around, right? Like, who plans their next major professional move based on what some cosmic bulletin says? Well, I do. And before you roll your eyes, let me tell you exactly why I started this…
Man, things have been TENSE around here. My partner is a hardcore Virgo, you know? The kind that reorganizes the pantry alphabetically when stressed. Recently, every little thing has been amplified. We’re talking minor argument about a burnt piece of toast becoming a full-scale analysis of my character flaws. I needed an out. I didn’t…
Man, I was in a total scramble. It wasn’t just a tough spot, it was a full-blown financial Category 5 hurricane hitting my savings account. I’m a Virgo, right? Which means I hate chaos more than anything, especially when it involves my ledger. I looked at my spreadsheet—the one I’ve kept meticulously for years—and felt…
Man, I started this whole thing with one simple question: Is this thing with the new person actually going somewhere? I’m a Virgo, so naturally, I typed that exact phrase into the search bar, looking for a little emotional shortcut. You know, a sign. Something to save me the trouble of actually having to talk…
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