So I’m sitting there Sunday morning scrolling through my feed when this Bejan Daruwalla Virgo weekly pops up. Normally I skip these things, you know? So vague, might as well say “you will breathe air this week.” But hey, it said “Check These Key Dates” right in the headline. Felt specific. My Virgo brain kicked in – gotta test it, gotta know if it’s legit or just more starry fluff.
First step was easy. Pulled up his Virgo prediction for that week – I think it was late February? Found it quick. Scanned down and bam, the dude highlighted three dates: March 3rd, March 10th, and March 17th. Promised “significant developments” specifically for Virgos around finance or opportunities on those days. Okay, Bejan. Challenge accepted.
My dumb ass actually planned around them. Decided I’d track anything remotely resembling a “significant development” on those exact dates. Wrote them big on my kitchen calendar next to the grocery list – felt a bit silly, but gotta be thorough. Deadass set reminders on my phone too. “Bejan Virgo Test Day!” Yup.
The Grand Experiment: Waiting for the Sky to Open
- March 3rd: Woke up weirdly expectant. Made extra coffee. Anything financial? Any juicy opportunity land in my lap? Got an email about higher internet rates. Significant? Yeah, significantly worse for my wallet. Zero developments otherwise. Just meetings and leftover pasta.
- March 10th: Actually remembered the reminder. Paid extra attention. Boss mentioned a vague “future project” that sounded ambitious but had zero details or timeline. Not exactly my “development,” just talk. Later, my neighbor needed help jumping his car battery. Significant act of neighborliness? Maybe. But Bejan didn’t predict that.
- March 17th: St. Patrick’s Day. Thought, “Okay, universe, let’s see it!” Hoped maybe I’d magically find a forgotten $20. Did find $3 loose change cleaning the couch cushions. “Significant financial development”? Only if you’re counting pennies for laundry. Had a nice corned beef sandwich. That was the highlight.
After the 17th, I looked back at the calendar. Big empty boxes next to those marked dates. Felt kinda deflated, honestly. I wanted something to happen, anything fitting his “key” label. But nah. My fridge didn’t magically restock. No surprise checks arrived. The only “significance” was me obsessively checking my email on those days hoping Bejan wasn’t a total fibber.
What Actually Happened
The real “significant development”? Realizing how flimsy these predictions are. It became super obvious the predictions are designed to fit almost anything if you squint hard enough. My neighbor asking for help could be framed as an “opportunity” to connect. Finding couch change could be spun as “unexpected finances.” But that’s just forcing meaning onto normal, random life stuff. Like connecting dots that aren’t really there.
Learned my lesson. Don’t rearrange your week for some astrologer’s highlighted dates. Life just doesn’t work on cosmic cue cards like that. Maybe it’s fun entertainment, a little ‘what if’ game? But actual accuracy? For me? This time? Deadass zero. Great. Thanks for that, universe. Guess I stick to just breathing air.
