Okay so yesterday I was scrolling through my feed and saw ENHYPEN fans going nuts over some tarot readings about the next comeback, unit tensions, you name it. Honestly? Felt like everyone was reading the same generic stuff and getting confused. Figured, why not try answering some of those common questions myself? Got my dusty deck out…
Gearing Up For The Mess
First thing, cleared off my kitchen table. Seriously, crumbs everywhere. Found my old Rider-Waite deck buried under a pile of bills – typical. Shuffled it for ages, felt weirdly stiff. Probably sat too long. Wasn’t aiming for anything deep, just wanted quick vibes for stuff people kept asking about.
Diving Into The Questions
Started pulling cards one question at a time. Kept it simple:
- “Will ENHYPEN release new music soon?” Wham! Ace of Pentacles pops out almost immediately. Okay, solid yes, new beginnings, tangible stuff. Good sign.
- “Is there tension between members?” Took three cards: Five of Wands (chaos!), The Hermit (some pulling back?), and Three of Cups reversed (celebration not fully flowing?). Oof. More like creative tension maybe? Not deep hate, but something feels… off-kilter energy-wise.
- “What should fans focus on?” Pulled the big guns: The Chariot. Almost laughed. Like, “Hey guys, focus! Support them moving forward, don’t get stuck in past drama!” Seemed super direct.
Kept going like this – Sun and Moon cards for concepts (sunshine and shadow), Knight of Cups for romance whispers (someone daydreaming?), all that jazz.
The Big Frustration Hit
But here’s the thing. Trying to get clear “quick answers”? Yeah, right. The damn cards just love being vague! Like, for “Will a member get a solo opportunity?” I get the Page of Swords. New ideas? Messages? Young energy? What does that mean? Fan wants a yes/no! It’s frustrating as hell trying to pin it down. Sometimes the card meanings just splash together like bad paint.
Why Bother Then?
Honestly? It’s practice. Seeing patterns. That Ace of Pentacles showing up often feels promising. The Chariot as a message feels significant. The messy cards? They remind you tarot isn’t a magic 8-ball. It’s messy vibes needing serious filtering.
Was gonna write a whole nice guide… but then reality hit. My boss dumped a pile of pointless reports on my desk an hour ago. Looks like “quick answers” for fans are getting delayed. Again. Might just quit this job and focus on the cards. They’re less frustrating than corporate nonsense. Probably.
