So I kept hearing about this “ganesha speaks virdo daily” thing. People saying it’s awesome, life-changing, all that. Honestly? Sounded like nonsense to me. But curiosity got the better of my stubborn ass. I decided to try it myself – real skeptical-like.
Getting Started
First up, opened my dusty laptop at 6 AM. Half-asleep, squinting at the screen. Typed in the name – nothing useful popped up. Just a bunch of weird symbols and broken pages. Almost quit right there.
Then remembered someone mentioning those “simple steps”. Dug through old chat logs for clues. Found four steps scribbled in my notes:
- Mumble the words while facing east
- Do it exactly at sunrise
- Hold two fingers up like this ✌️
- Chant nonstop for seven minutes
Thought it looked ridiculous. But hey – committed now.
Morning Attempt
Next day, dragged myself to the backyard at sunrise. Neighbors probably thought I lost it. Stood there in pajamas, holding up peace signs. Started mumbling “virdo virdo ganesha” or whatever. Felt like a complete idiot.
Got through two minutes before my dog started howling along. Nearly pissed myself laughing. Tried again – more serious this time. Legs fell asleep from standing still. Finished seven minutes feeling dumber than before.
So Did It Work?
Tried this garbage for three straight days. Zero difference. No magic focus boost, no sudden wisdom, nada. Just sore feet and confused squirrels.
Then my wife comes out on day four. Watches me chanting at birds. Says: “You know that’s fake right? Friend made it up for laughs.” Boom. Felt like such a clown.
But here’s the twist – later that week, noticed something. Been waking up at sunrise consistently for first time in years. The damn ritual got my lazy ass out of bed! Still think “ganesha speaks virdo” is total BS. But hey – unintended win.
Moral of this nonsense? Even bogus routines can kickstart habits if you stick with ’em. Just maybe skip the ✌️ to the squirrels next time.
