Alright so I got curious about this gay Virgo thing after seeing some memes online. Figured as a Virgo dude myself, I should dig into it. Grabbed my laptop and started taking notes like I always do – you know how we Virgos love our lists.
How I Started This Mess
First I hit up Twitter and Grindr conversations like a detective. Screenshotted SO many profile bios – “organized queen 🧹” and “overthinker seeking chill guy” kept popping up. Realized half my damn friend group falls into this category too.
Made coffee like proper fuel and scribbled patterns in my black notebook:
- Perfectionism ain’t a choice – watched my buddy re-make his bed 3 times before going out
- Analysis paralysis – took me 25 minutes to pick which green shirt to wear
- Messy-clean paradox – spotless kitchen with that one shame drawer full of chaos
The Awkward Part
Tried testing theories at last week’s gaymers meetup. Asked “how many color-code your closet?” and got 🤨 looks. But then TWO guys whipped out their phones showing actual closet spreadsheets! Nearly choked on my IPA.
Seriously though here’s what I learned about us:
- We critique dates like Yelp reviews (silently)
- Will reorganize your spice rack as a love language
- Brain never shuts up before bed
Weird Realization
Finished my research feeling called out AF. That “Why you ghosting?” text I got yesterday? Truth is I spent 3 hours drafting then deleting replies. Classic goddamn gay Virgo move.
Worst part? Now I’m overthinking this whole post like “should I have used bullet points?” FML guess the stereotypes exist for reasons.
