My Messy Journey Testing Gemini and Virgo Love Stuff
Okay, so this Gemini-Virgo love compatibility thing popped up online. Honestly, kinda thought it was fluff, you know? Just something people throw around. But hey, gotta test things myself, right? Can’t just talk without trying.
First step, I grabbed my laptop. I mean, what else would I use? Typed in “Gemini Virgo 2017 love” or something like that. Search showed tons of sites talking about air signs and earth signs. Gemini being all chatty and up in the air, Virgo being picky and grounded. Kept reading different takes. Some said it could work, like perfect opposites attracting. Others screamed disaster, like fire and ice meeting. Got seriously confused. Too many opinions flying around.
Found stuff saying:
- Gemini’s too flighty for Virgo’s detailed brain.
- Virgo’s nagging could shut Gemini down fast.
- They gotta really talk a lot to not annoy each other.
- 2017 was important for Saturn or Jupiter, something like that. Hard to keep track honestly.
Felt like I needed a real-life test. Luckily, my cousin Sarah is a pure Virgo. You should see her spice rack. Alphabetized. I roped her into this. Found my buddy Mike, total Gemini dude. Talks fast, jumps topics like crazy. Had no clue what I was doing, just got them together for coffee one afternoon, saying it was a casual hangout. Didn’t tell them my little project.
Sat back and watched. Mike starts rapid-fire talking about a new podcast, then drones, then aliens. Sarah just kept adjusting her coffee cup. Straightening the napkin. Asked Mike super specific questions about his “alien theory”. Like, “What’s their energy source?” Mike froze. Then kinda laughed it off, bounced to the weather. Sarah sighed, not even hiding it. The air felt thick enough to cut. After like 30 minutes, Mike got a “call”. Yeah right. Coffee “date” crashed and burned faster than I thought.
So, I thought maybe it needed more space. Got them talking online separately first. Mike in a group chat, Sarah messaging one-on-one. Mike blasted 20 memes in the group. Sarah just sent me a private text: “Is he having a stroke? Should someone check his pulse?” One-on-one, she asked Mike about his job stability. Dude changed his job three times that year! Big mistake. He sent back a thumbs-up emoji and vanished.
Tried forcing it a third time. Movie night. Bad move. Mike talked through the whole darn thing. Sarah literally took notes about plot holes on her phone. I just stared at the popcorn bowl wishing I was anywhere else.
What did I actually learn from this?
- The whole “opposites attract” thing? Maybe sometimes. Didn’t work here.
- All that online noise for 2017? Means absolutely nothing if the people involved ain’t built that way.
- Virgos crave order. Like, physical, mental, all the order.
- Geminis? They live in a hurricane of ideas. Order is their kryptonite.
- Putting them together without mega work? Like mixing oil and sparklers. Either fizzles out or explodes quietly.
End of my messy little experiment? Those 2017 predictions felt vague enough to maybe fit anyone. But the real, messy human test? Showed me clash city. You can make it work if both want to fight tooth and nail. But straight out of the box? Nah. Hard pass for easy compatibility. Honestly, just go find a Taurus or something. Less headache.
