Last week I dug up this old April 2015 Virgo love horoscope thing while cleaning my garage. Figured it’d be fun to actually follow those predictions for a month like some kinda experiment. Grabbed my dusty notebook – the one with coffee stains from 2014 – and got started.
Predictions Breakdown
The article claimed three main things for Virgo love life that April:
- First week: “Past relationship issues resurface”
- Mid-month: “Unexpected romantic opportunity at work”
- Late April: “Financial stress affects intimacy”
My Actual Experience
April 5th: Woke up to my ex texting “remember that fight we had in 2013?” Outta nowhere! Freaked me out ’cause I hadn’t heard from her in ages. Journaled about it feeling like the horoscope voodoo was real.
April 16th: Printing reports at the office when Sarah from accounting trips over my bag. We’re picking up papers when she suddenly asks if I wanna grab lunch. My awkward ass spilled coffee on her blouse but she laughed it off.
April 24th: Car broke down costing $800. That night my girlfriend wanted fancy dinner – told her about the repair bill. We ate ramen silently while she scrolled Instagram looking pissed. Horoscope nailed that awful tension.
Final Takeaway
Tracked everything daily like some love detective. Weird how much matched up – especially the ex text and money fight. Either this astrology stuff’s legit or I’m subconsciously making things happen. Still don’t fully buy it, but my girlfriend’s now convinced I should read her Taurus horoscope every month.
