So last night I was sipping tea in my messy living room thinking – my Virgo friends keep asking about their love life drama! Grabbed my worn-out Rider-Waite deck and decided to test those monthly love predictions myself. Figured I’d write down every step like a recipe, ya know?
The prep work
First, I cleared my coffee table – shoved pizza boxes aside, duh. Lit this vanilla candle I stole from my sister’s bathroom. Super important: wrote down one specific question. Mine was: “What energy should I focus on in love this month?” NOT vague stuff like “Will I find love?” Those never work right.
Shuffle shuffle shuffle
I shuffled for ages while replaying that awkward Tinder date in my head. Focused hard on my question. Stopped when three cards practically jumped out – nearly spilled my tea! Virgos overthink everything (guilty!), so forcing quick draws stops that analysis paralysis.
- First card (Current vibe): Three of Cups reversed. Oof. Party’s over, huh? Told me I’m clinging to old friend-zone situations.
- Second card (Action needed): Knight of Pentacles. This slow-poke knight means chill the rush. Build foundations, don’t force sparks.
- Third card (Potential outcome): The Lovers. Almost choked! Symbolizes choices – probably means deciding what I actually want instead of swiping mindlessly.
Connecting the dots
Laid the cards in a row like soggy cereal boxes. Saw the pattern: stop celebrating expired connections + show up consistently + make clear choices. Way clearer than my therapist’s notes! Jotted interpretations in my bullet journal with dumb doodles – drew a snail wearing armor for that knight card.
The messy truth
Got too cocky and did a second spread for “Will my ex text?” Got the Tower card. Bruh. Lightning bolt metaphor hit different – screamed “girl, why you still waiting?!” Burned that interpretation page later (just being dramatic). Pro tip: avoid yes/no questions unless you want reality checks.
Final thoughts
Kinda works! But don’t treat it like magic 8-ball. It’s about noticing patterns – like how that reversed Three of Cups showed up while I was ignoring my bestie’s brunch invites. Virgo energy loves practical steps, so writing actions beside each card was key. My to-do now? Delete dating apps every Tuesday (Knight of Pentacles vibes) and actually define dealbreakers. Might retry next full moon!
