So I was scrolling through old files yesterday when I stumbled on this dusty PDF titled “Is August Lucky for Virgo? Your 2015 Monthly Horoscope Answers All!” – honestly I’d totally forgotten saving it. Curiosity got me so I cracked it open during lunch, nursing my third cup of lukewarm coffee.
First thing I did? Skimmed that Virgo section like a hawk hunting mice. My eyes practically jumped to August right away. The text claimed Mercury retrograde would screw with communication early month but promised “surprising financial gains” after the 15th. Typical vague astrology stuff, I thought. Didn’t buy it for a second.
What Actually Happened That August
Flashback to 2015: My dumb printer DID conk out on August 3rd – couldn’t even email properly for three days. Okay, fine… weird coincidence. But get this: On August 17th, outta nowhere, my aunt mailed me an old savings bond from when I was a kid. Cashed it for $500! Free money!
My stubborn Virgo brain wrestled with it:
- Made zero sense logically: Bond matured years prior, she “just found it cleaning”? Suspicious timing.
- The retrograde glitch? Annoying but explainable – that printer was ancient.
- Pure luck? Maybe… but the PDF kinda nailed the dates.
Honestly? Still think it’s mostly fluff. But that August? Felt like the planets were playing bingo with my life. Makes you wonder if those little grains of truth accidentally stick sometimes. Whatever – I moved on. Just wild how stuff shakes out.
