Okay so here’s how this whole “doing my own Virgo horoscope thing for June 2025” actually went down. Needed something new, you know? Felt like just reading them wasn’t cutting it anymore.
Gathering the Stuff (Basically Just Notebooks and Coffee)
First thing I did was grab my regular journal – the messy one with coffee stains – and a fresh notebook just for this astrology nonsense. Figured keeping it separate would make me feel less silly. Brewed some seriously strong coffee. Not optional.
Woke up way too early Saturday. Figured the quiet would help. Flipped open the laptop, went down the Google rabbit hole for like, an hour. Searched stuff like “June 2025 Virgo transits,” “Jupiter impact Virgo 2025,” whatever looked halfway legit. Saved a few PDFs, screenshots like crazy. Tried finding patterns everyone seemed to agree on.
Actually Trying to Understand This Mess
Opened the fresh notebook. Started scribbling headings:
- Work/Money: Mercury Retrograde popping up? Old bosses crawling back?
- Relationships: Venus doing… whatever Venus does? Family stuff flaring?
- Health/Routine: Saturn giving us a hard time? Time to finally fix the sleep schedule?
Felt kinda stupid, honestly. Like, who sits down and plans their month based on planets? (But hey, I did it anyway.) My cat jumped on the keyboard halfway through, deleted like three key points. Pretty much sums it up.
The “Prediction” Part (Making It Up Without Sounding Like It)
Looked back at all my messy notes and screenshots. Tried to see the big picture for Virgo in June:
- Work/Money: Saw a lot about Mercury messing with contracts early month. Wrote down “Expect old coworker drama or paperwork hell.” Also saw Jupiter stuff later – scribbled “Maybe surprise cash? Don’t spend it yet!”
- Relationships: Venus seemed… complicated. Family stuff definitely looked tense from what I found. Went with “Watch out for stupid arguments with relatives mid-month. Patience = gold.” Friends stuff looked better later – “Actually meet Karen for coffee instead of canceling?”
- Health/Routine: Saturn vibes were heavy. Just wrote “Ugh. Routine sucks but you gotta. Fix the damn sleep.” Also added “Don’t ignore that weird ache. Seriously.”
Stared at my “predictions.” Felt simultaneously obvious and completely made-up. Typical Virgo doubt kicking in.
How I Actually Used It (Spoiler: Not Perfectly)
Put the notebook on my desk. Figured I’d glance at it daily. Honestly? Forget a lot. But when Mercury retro kicked in and that weird email chain blew up with John from Accounting about the Q2 report? Yeah, I remembered my note. Didn’t fix it magically, but felt slightly less blindsided. Like “Oh right, this nonsense.”
And the “fix sleep” thing? Failed massively first week. But kept seeing that note. Finally started forcing lights out by 11pm near the end of June. Baby steps.
End of Month Reality Check
Sat down July 1st with both notebooks. Coffee, again. Cross-referenced.
What kinda worked: The Mercury retro warning. The “family patience” memo helped avoid one blow-up. Didn’t get surprise cash, but didn’t blow the budget either. Win?
What mostly didn’t: The routine. Always the routine. And Jupiter must’ve been napping.
Verdict? It’s not a crystal ball. Didn’t magically fix my life. But having those little reminders written down? Like a weird, celestial to-do list mixed with hazard warnings. Made me pay attention to different stuff. Might do it again. Might forget. Who knows. Anyway, that’s how the sausage got made. You try it?
