So yesterday I decided to check my September horoscope like everyone else ’cause Virgo season started. Grabbed my phone after morning coffee while that mess still sat on my counter. Went straight to MoonAstro’s monthly thing – honestly just wanted quick answers. Not gonna lie, hoping for some career luck.
Here’s how it went down:
Opened my laptop on the kitchen table with coffee stain on it. Typed “MOONASTRO VIRGO SEPTEMBER” real quick. Clicked the first link since others looked scammy. Saw that shiny title shouting “CHECK YOUR SEPTEMBER LUCK NOW”. Yeah right, thought it’d be generic nonsense.
Scrolled past the intro fluff looking for bullet points they always have. Read it like this:
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Love & Relationships: Said “romantic vibes” are coming mid-month. Remembered my last date disaster and laughed. Not holding my breath but fine.
Career & Money: Got serious here. Mentioned “opportunities around Sept 12-18”. Marked my calendar in pencil – won’t hurt to watch emails extra that week.
Health: Blah blah “drink more water”. Typical. Glanced at my coffee mug and poured a glass of water though.
Unexpected Stuff: Talked about “surprise encounters with past connections”. Instantly thought of Dave who owes me $50. Better not be him.
Took 5 minutes total. Screenshot the career part, texted my Virgo friend asking if she saw this garbage. She sent back crying-laughing emojis. We both know this ain’t science but whatever – makes boring Tuesdays fun.
Wrote their “key dates” in my planner with question marks. Will totally forget by next week but feels productive somehow. If Dave shows up asking for more money, I’m blaming MoonAstro.
