Getting Started with the Compatibility Test
So yesterday I stumbled on this fishy-looking quiz thingy about Pisces-Virgo matching while doomscrolling Instagram. Thought “what the heck” since my BFF’s a Virgo and I’m Pisces. Opened the site – just 10 multiple-choice questions like “how often do you argue?” with lame options from “never” to “constantly.” Took two minutes tops tapping answers while microwaving leftovers.
Processing My Test Score
Got my results – 72%. Zero clue if that’s good or terrible. The explanation page looked like alphabet soup: paragraphs about “emotional polarity” and “earth-water dynamic.” My eyes glazed over. Refreshed twice thinking it’d load simpler words. Nope.
What actually worked:
- Grabbed a highlighter and marked anything that sounded like plain English
- Called my Virgo friend screaming “DO YOU RESENT MY LAZINESS?” (she does)
- Compared the “communication tips” section to our last 3 text threads
The Big Realization
Turns out 72% meant “messy but fixable.” The test basically said:
Virgos: wants plans and spreadsheets
Pisces: wants spontaneous nap marathons
Our fights happen when she schedules my naps. The score? Just a fancy number confirming what pizza nights already told us.
Still dunno why sites make astrology sound like rocket science. Next time I’m skipping the quiz and just bribing her with tacos. Works better.
